Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Commentary:
"Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! 🧺🤷‍♂️ #LaundryWoes"

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Commentary:
"Remember, sitting is the gateway drug to procrastination when cleaning! 🧹✨ Keep those cleaning legs moving, or you might find yourself binge-watching Netflix instead of decluttering! 🛋️🚫 #CleaningStruggles"

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Commentary:
"Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rebellious act of reversing the dishwasher unload – a daring endeavor to break free from the monotony of daily tasks! 💪😄 Who knew kitchen chores could spark such excitement and adventure? Take that, ordinary routine! 🍽️♻️ #DishwasherDaring"

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Commentary:
"Who needs a dominatrix when you have a sassy vacuum cleaner cable giving you a run for your money? It's all fun and games until the power switch becomes the ultimate safe word. 🌀💥😂 #CleaningUpLiterally"

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Commentary:
God works in mysterious ways, they say… Or maybe He just really hates dirty dishes 🤔🍽️✨ Just remember, even small victories count as battles won! 😉 #DivineDishwashing

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Commentary:
🤣 How convenient would that be, right? Just imagine rolling around in the dryer for a few minutes, enjoying the free tumble cycle like a cozy little clothes burrito! 🌀 Who knew adulting could involve such exciting possibilities? #DryerDelights #LaundryDayGoals 🧺

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Commentary:
"Netflix, are you spying on me or what? 🕵️‍♂️ Not even my mom keeps track of my laundry progress! 🧺 Maybe the real binge-watching challenge is not finishing a series but finishing the laundry… 🤔🧦 #LaundryDayDilemma"

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Commentary:
"Parenting in a nutshell: On one hand, you've got little helpers lightening the load 🧽, but on the other hand, you might end up rewashing those dishes when they're not looking 🙈. The joys and woes of having tiny assistants in the kitchen! 🤣 #ParentingLife"