66 Funny chores quotes

• People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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  1 month ago

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• I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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  2 months ago

  30, break, chore, chores, humor, i, laziness, management, minutes, procrastination, time, time management

• Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, chores, cleaning, dentist, dentist appointment, humor, i, kitchen, laundry, making, plant, procrastination, saw, watered

• “Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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  2 months ago

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• My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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  2 months ago

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• Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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  2 months ago

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• Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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  2 months ago

  chores, doing, family, frustration, housework, humor, mad, mother, parenting, tired, unnecessary

• There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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  2 months ago

  activity, chores, day, day off, humor, laundry, management, nothing, relaxation, rest, should, something, time, time management, weekend

• Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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  2 months ago

  chores, daily, daily life, day, dishwasher, family, humor, irony, just, life, teen, teenager, teens, told, worst, worst day

• My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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  2 months ago

  another, asking, chores, dog, family, feed, humor, humor about pets, i, kids, parenting, pet, pets, responsibility, walk

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