71 Funny chores quotes

• My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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  3 hours ago

  chores, cleaning, cooking, fantasy, having, humor, man, men, once, relationship, wish

• “I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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  1 day ago

  chores, dish, dishes, dishwashing, humor, myth, pun, Sisyphus

• Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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  1 day ago

  bed, bullshit, chores, daily, daily life, every, frustration, humor, i, life, morning, routine, single, things

• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  6 days ago

  chores, dish, dishes, garbage, health, humor, laundry, load, mental, mental health, myself, self-care, take, unfortunately, vacuum, wash

• If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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  1 week ago

  album, casual, casual conversation, chores, conversation, cooking, dishes, dishwashing, fire, humor, i, music, wash

• I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

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  2 weeks ago

  AI, al, art, chores, creativity, dish, dishes, humor, i, laundry, productivity, want, writing

• I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

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  3 weeks ago

  chores, cleaning, coming, hour, house, humor, i, just, less, maid, me, motivation, need, once, panic-cleaning, procrastination, someone, tell, visit, visitor, week

• A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

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  3 weeks ago

  audiobook, chore, chores, entertainment, good, humor, multitasking, procrastination

• People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, age, bribe, child, children, chore, chores, doing, here, humor, just, myself, own, people, raising, self-motivation, treat, treats, trying

• I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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  2 months ago

  30, break, chore, chores, humor, i, laziness, management, minutes, procrastination, time, time management

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