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62 Funny chores quotes

Funny chores quotes πŸ˜‚ add a sprinkle of humor to the mundane task of tidying up! 🧹 Whether you’re dodging dust bunnies 🐰 or battling a mountain of laundry 🧺, these witty quips will turn your cleaning routine into a laugh-fest. Ready to chuckle your way through chores? Grab your broom and let’s make tidying up a comedy show! 🎭✨

β€œI’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Posted on2 months ago1 month ago

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Teens be like, β€œThis is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œClean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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