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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

2 weeks ago

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

1 month ago

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

1 month ago

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

1 month ago

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

1 month ago

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

1 month ago

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

1 month ago

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

1 month ago

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

3 months ago

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

3 months ago

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

3 months ago

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

3 months ago

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

3 months ago

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

3 months ago

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

3 months ago

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

3 months ago

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

3 months ago

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

3 months ago

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

3 months ago

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

3 months ago

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

3 months ago

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

3 months ago

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

3 months ago

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

3 months ago

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

3 months ago

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

3 months ago

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

3 months ago