Funny closing quotes — Wordgag ツ

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

1 month ago1 month ago

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

1 month ago1 month ago

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

2 months ago2 months ago

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

2 months ago2 months ago

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

6 months ago

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Feb 25, 2025

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Jan 28, 2025

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Jan 23, 2025