Funny closing quotes

• I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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  1 month ago

  brain, closing, complete, done, humor, i, load, mental, mental load, pleasure, relationship, tabs, task, wife, worry

• Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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  2 months ago

  closing, date, entertainment, home, house, humor, internet, movie, movie date, night, pirated, pirated site, pop-up, site, sites, spend, streaming, technology

• One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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  2 months ago

  6, adulthood, appointment, appointments, closing, closing time, every, full, full-time job, i, job, management, never, place, schedule, thing, time, time management, understand, work

• I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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  2 months ago

  cart, closing, closing tab, everything, habit, humor, laughing, online, online shopping, retail, retail therapy, shopping, shopping habit, subtotal, tab, therapy, want

• Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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  2 months ago

  brain, closing, eye, flash, humor, just, last, last time, life, tab, time

• Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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  2 months ago

  advent, calendar, Christmas, closing, countdown, daily, daily routine, day, every, humor, productivity, reverse, reverse advent calendar, routine, tab, work, work tab

• Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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  2 months ago

  again, alarm, closing, closing eyes, extra, extra minute, eyes, humor, minute, morning, nothing, risk, sleep, snooze

• Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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  5 months ago

  animal, animals, closing, everyone, having, humiliating, humiliation, humor, hungry, i, knows, link, me, sunburn, survival, unprepared, weakness, wilderness

• There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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  5 months ago

  away, closing, door, exit, humor, loud, noise, poetry, sound, subtlety, too, walking, walking away

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