Funny color quotes

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn't the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My favorite color is money.

My favorite color is money.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025