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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.
Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.
I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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3 months ago
Share →: I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Commentary:
Oh, don't be afraid to ask the tough questions – especially when it comes to the color spectrum of "gray" and "grey"! 🤔 Who knew language could be so colorful (or should I say, "colourful")? 🌈 Embrace the mystery and show those vowels who's boss! 💪 #SpellingShenanigans
4 months ago
Share →: No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a saucy theory simmering! 🌭🔥 Maybe they're just trying to spice up the fire department's snack game? 🤔🤣 Who knows, maybe green hydrants are full of relish! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Commentary:
Looks like the towels are leading a revolution in your household! 🌈 Time to embrace the new colorful era and bid farewell to your old monochromatic days! 🎨 Who knew towels could hold so much power and influence? 😂🛁#TowelRevolution
5 months ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Commentary:
Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they'll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish
5 months ago
Share →: Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'favorite color debate' – a true test of honesty and friendship! 🌈🤥 It's like asking for honesty in a kaleidoscope world. Betrayal never looked so colorful! 🎨😜"
5 months ago
Share →: If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Commentary:
Well, if we're looking for silver linings here, at least the Netflix app did its job and displayed the movie in color! 🌈🎥 Who needs engaging plot lines or compelling characters when you've got a functional app, am I right? 😅 #Priorities
5 months ago
Share →: Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Commentary:
Well, that's a real "orange-inal" question! 🍊🤔 It's a classic case of the chicken and the egg, but in this case, it's the orange and the color orange. So, are oranges named after the color, or is the color named after the fruit? It's a juicy debate that might leave you feeling a bit zesty! 🧡😄
5 months ago
Share →: I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs to judge based on superficial criteria when you can simply judge people for their bad behavior? It's like skipping the appetizer and going straight for the main course of judgment! 🙅‍♂️🌈 Just say no to discrimination and yes to calling out bad behavior wherever you see it! 💁‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Commentary:
"Beer is the versatile ninja of beverages 🍺⚫️ You can never go wrong with a trusty brew by your side, just like the timeless elegance of black clothing! Cheers to the ultimate pairing for any occasion! 🍻🖤"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite color is money.