23 Funny color quotes

• This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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  51 minutes ago

  available, color, colors, dollar, Dollar Tree, drink, energy, energy drink, exaggeration, eye, hallucination, humor, me, naked, seeing, tree, vision

• Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

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  5 hours ago

  absolutely, almost, buying, color, colors, fashion, four, humor, identical, love, me, men, next, repetition, same, saying, shirt, shopping, stereotype, three

• Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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  2 months ago

  body, change, color, color change, every, eye, eye color, eyes, funny idea, humor, idea, little, rub, rubbing, should, time

• Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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  2 months ago

  back, color, colour, everyone, favorite, favourite, getting, married, pregnant

• My favorite color is sunshine.

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  2 months ago

  bright, cheerful, color, favorite, positivity, sunshine

• Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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  2 months ago

  association, color, color association, comparison, explain, flavor, flavor comparison, grape, grape flavor, grape soda, humor, humor in taste, i, know, perception, purple, sensory, sensory perception, soda, taste

• I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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  2 months ago

  ask, asking, color, confusion, difference, even, fear, gray, grey, humor, i, know, language, scared, too

• No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, color, filled, fire, fire hydrant, humor, hydrant, joke, ketchup, mustard, red, theory, yellow

• My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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  2 months ago

  change, color, color scheme, colors, different, house, humor, i, know, new, scheme, towels, wife

• Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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  2 months ago

  afford, bill, color, different, expense, finance, humor, i, irony, pay, same, sarcasm, well

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