23 Funny color quotes

• I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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  1 day ago

  ask, asking, color, confusion, difference, even, fear, gray, grey, humor, i, know, language, scared, too

• No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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  2 days ago

  absurdity, color, filled, fire, fire hydrant, humor, hydrant, joke, ketchup, mustard, red, theory, yellow

• My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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  2 days ago

  change, color, color scheme, colors, different, house, humor, i, know, new, scheme, towels, wife

• Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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  2 days ago

  afford, bill, color, different, expense, finance, humor, i, irony, pay, same, sarcasm, well

• Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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  2 days ago

  asking, calling, color, favorite, favorite color, funny interaction, humor, interaction, irony, liar, people, question, social, social question

• If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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  1 week ago

  2, app, color, entertainment, humor, i, me, moon, movie, Netflix, nice, rebel, Rebel Moon, sarcasm, say, well

• Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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  1 week ago

  color, confusion, fruit, humor, logic, orange, question, wordplay

• I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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  1 week ago

  acceptance, bad, bad behavior, behavior, color, equality, humor, i, judge, judgment, me, need, orientation, people, religion, sarcasm, sexual, sexual orientation, skin, skin color

• Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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  2 weeks ago

  beer, black, color, compatibility, drink, everything, fun, humor

• I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, color, color preference, emotional, emotional healing, girl, girls, healing, i, liking, means, pink, preference, start, think

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