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20 Funny color quotes

Funny color quotes 🎨 bring a splash of laughter to your day! Whether you’re feeling blue 💙 or seeing red 🔴, these witty sayings add a vibrant twist to everyday moods. Get ready to brighten your feed with humor as colorful as a rainbow 🌈 and as bold as neon lights 💡. Perfect for sharing and smiling, these playful gems prove that life’s better when it’s a little more colorful and a lot more fun! 😂✨

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite color is sunshine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

My favorite color is money.

Posted onJan 20, 20252 months ago

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Posted onJan 20, 2025Jan 20, 2025

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