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11 Funny color quotes

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

1 month ago

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

2 months ago

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

2 months ago

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

2 months ago

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

3 months ago

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

3 months ago

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

3 months ago

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

3 months ago

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

3 months ago

My favorite color is money.

3 months ago

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

3 months ago