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Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Spotted on Instagram:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Just landed via YouTube:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Spotted on WeChat:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Just shared via Reddit:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Spotted on Discord:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Spotted on Twitch:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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32 shares on Twitch this month:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

70 shares on X this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

92 shares on Facebook this month:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Making waves on Telegram:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Just landed via Slack:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Trending via Slack:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Going viral on YouTube:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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