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Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Shared recently on Slack:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Making waves on Reddit:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Spotted on X:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Trending via WeChat:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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71 shares on Threads this month:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

67 shares on Messenger this month:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

36 shares on Slack this month:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

34 shares on Discord this month:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

43 shares on Slack this month:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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