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  • There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

    Commentary:
    “Just here for the plot twists and character development! 🤓🍿😏”

  • I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

    Commentary:
    “**Me:** Just says ‘hello’ 👋
    **My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆”

  • My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone needs to cool off before things heat up! 🔥🧯 Maybe try a water drop emoji instead next time? 💦😄 #FlameRetaliation

  • I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

    Commentary:
    If only we could pelt virtual tomatoes at all those keyboard warriors! 🍅💥 Maybe then they’d think twice before hitting “send” 😂🤔 #TomatoJustice

  • Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

    Commentary:
    “Watching a movie with someone who narrates the entire plot like they’re auditioning for an audio book can definitely be a test of patience. 🙄 But hey, when I add my insightful commentary, it’s basically like I’m providing a director’s cut commentary track! 🍿😂 Who knew my witty jokes could be the secret ingredient to the ultimate movie-watching experience? 🌟📽️ #SnarkyCinephile”

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