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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Commentary:
"Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁‍♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Commentary:
"Facebook friends are like pens. 🖊️ Some are sparkly gel pens that write profound status updates, while others are just plain BIC pens collecting dust in the drawer. ✨ Choose your writing companions wisely! 😉"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Commentary:
"Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. 🌻 Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. 📱 Well, at least we know our love is charged up and blooming brightly! 💖"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Commentary:
Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Commentary:
"Men are like dogs 🐶💁‍♀️. Sure, they're cute and all, but who has time to clean up their messes and take them out for walks? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe some treats and belly rubs will do the trick instead! 😉🐾"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Commentary:
"Technically speaking, we're all closer to being millionaires than Jeff Bezos… unless you're Jeff Bezos. 💸😂 #DreamBig"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Commentary:
"Like the weather, my mood changes faster than you can say 'forecast'. 😄 One minute I'm all sunshine and rainbows, the next you might need an umbrella! 🌤️☔️ Just call me the human barometer!"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like penguins are all dressed up in their tuxedos, waddling their way to a fancy 'fowl-formal' event! 🐧🐥 Let's hope they remember to bring their dancing flippers and best 'birdie' behavior!💃🕺 #QuacktasticWeddingCeremony
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Commentary:
"Opinions are like air fryers – some people swear by them, some people can't stand them, and everyone feels the need to let you know! 🤣🍟 #OpinionatedCooking"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Commentary:
Ah, the charming compromise we make with website cookies – just like nodding along with Grandma's stories without interjecting. 🍪👵 Let's embrace the sweet (and occasionally crumbly) bonds we share with both internet algorithms and beloved grandmas!