Funny confusing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷‍♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic that 'gross pay' seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It's like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it's actually a broccoli 😂💸 #TaxTimeBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Reading that post is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics while listening to Beethoven's symphony 🤔🎼📱 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew confusing algorithms could be an art form? 🤖🎨 Don't judge me based on my likes – I'm just keeping those algorithms on their toes! 😜 #AlgorithmConfusion"

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