Commentary:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry"
Funny confusing quotes
Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.
Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that 'gross pay' seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It's like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it's actually a broccoli 😂💸 #TaxTimeBlues"
A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.
Commentary:
"Reading that post is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics while listening to Beethoven's symphony 🤔🎼📱 #LostInTranslation"
Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.
Commentary:
"Who knew confusing algorithms could be an art form? 🤖🎨 Don't judge me based on my likes – I'm just keeping those algorithms on their toes! 😜 #AlgorithmConfusion"