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β€œYou’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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I stopped writing β€œFeel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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β€œStop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wΡ–th the whole famΡ–ly?

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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