14 Funny court quotes

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Doesn't matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Elections make you feel like we're all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025