Funny quotes court

15 Funny court quotes

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

1 month ago

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

1 month ago

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

2 months ago

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

3 months ago

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

3 months ago

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

3 months ago

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

3 months ago

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

3 months ago

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

3 months ago

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

3 months ago

He took my last fry, your honor.

3 months ago

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

3 months ago

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

3 months ago