16 Funny court quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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  Commentary:
  "That's what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! 🤷‍♂️📺😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "Well, your honor, turns out my root chakra was feeling quite unappreciated 🙈🌿 Maybe that's why I ended up in this predicament! Who knew chakras could be so influential in legal matters? #ChakrasNeedLoveToo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

  Commentary:
  "Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, my client requests a brief recess to engage in a stimulating game of Candy Crush! 🍭⚖️ Let's admit it, even justice could use a little swipe and tap now and then. #PhoneDefenseWinning"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well! Someone's got jokes! 🤣 Who knew courtroom drama could be so entertaining? Your Honor better watch out – we've got a comedian in the house! 🎭

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, if I may serenade the court with the timeless classic, Wonderwall, for this 'wonder'-ful case 🎸🎶 Let's set the mood with some acoustic justice! #WonderwallDefense"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

  Commentary:
  Ah, elections – the ultimate family drama on a national scale! 🤣 It's like we're all caught in the crossfire of a messy breakup, anxiously waiting to see who ends up with custody of our future. 🗳️💔 Let's just hope they don't make us choose between weekends and holidays! #ElectionDrama #CustodyBattle

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: Cake or Not Cake? 🎂🔪 Either way, it seems my client was driven by a dessert dilemma rather than a criminal intent, Your Honor! 😅 #CakeOrStab"

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