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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Just landed via Twitch:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Going viral on YouTube:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Trending via Instagram:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Trending via WeChat:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Just landed via WeChat:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Broadcasted on X:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Trending via LinkedIn:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Reported on Discord:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Just landed via Instagram:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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