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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Seen just now on Discord:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

63 Funny curiosity quotes

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

1 month ago

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

1 month ago

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

1 month ago

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

1 month ago

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

1 month ago

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

1 month ago

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

1 month ago

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

1 month ago

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

1 month ago

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

80 shares on Messenger this month:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

54 shares on Threads this month:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Spotted on Reddit:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Breaking via YouTube:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Trending via TikTok:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Making waves on Twitch:

The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I need money, not feelings.

Going viral on WeChat:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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