Funny customers quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

  Commentary:
  "When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that would definitely make customer service a lot more interesting! 😂 Imagine walking into a store not knowing if today is the day you'll get bopped on the head for being a difficult shopper. 🛒💢 Just another reason to be extra nice to retail staff! 🤣 #CustomerServiceGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

  Commentary:
  Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

  Commentary:
  It's like they're saying, "Please enjoy our beverages responsibly, but also, please buy more." 🍻😜

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