Funny quotes customers

Funny customers quotes

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

3 months ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

3 months ago