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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
630 Funny day quotes
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
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🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.
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Two-day Sundays? Sign me up! I need a full extra day just to mentally prepare for my Monday morning alarm 😴⏰🤦♂️
I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.
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Sure, can't wait for my resale value to go up when I finally return all those 'borrowed' French words! 😂📚🔤
You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.
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When you finally realize the laundry pile is secretly multiplying at night… 🧺🔄🧦
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.
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When your calendar finally agrees with your wild imagination 😉📅🎉
Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.
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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.
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Pajama productivity level: Expert unlocked! 🛁🛋️😄