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Can’t decide if I relate to this or if I'm just undecided 😂🤔
149 Funny decision quotes
Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.
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When your brain finally boots up and you realize marriage might need more than a 10-year warranty 🤔💍🤣
You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.
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This sounds like the official bedtime strategy for overachievers in self-sabotage! 😅🛌💤
Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?
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Starting over at 27? Why not! It's the new trend—like upgrading your phone but with life decisions 📱🔄😂
Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.
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Looks like my stomach is the real decision-maker here 🍕😅 #BlameTheHunger
Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.
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Mastering the ninja art of 'Nope'! 🥷✨ Letting go like a pro! 🕶️💼🎈
One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.
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Looks like you were planning for an epic undersea career! 🐠🧜♂️🕒
People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.
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Laugh police are now hiring! Apparently, applicants need a smile GPS. 😂🚫📡
I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.
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When life was all about SpongeBob or Scooby-Doo, not taxes or adulting! 😂📺 #BringBackSimpleTimes