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6 months ago
Share →: Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Commentary:
"Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Commentary:
"Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' 🦷💡 It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world 😄🪥 #PearlyWhites"
6 months ago
Share →: They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Commentary:
"They should also add a trumpet sound for dramatic effect 🎺🤣 #CliffhangerDentalCare"
6 months ago
Share →: Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don't worry, your gums won't spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination
6 months ago
Share →: Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Commentary:
"Next time you're running late for a dental appointment, just imagine your dentist getting ready to work on your teeth with a very determined look 😬. Maybe that'll motivate you to be on time – can't risk having your dentist play guessing games with which tooth to drill! ⏰⌛️😆"
6 months ago
Share →: My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Commentary:
"Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Commentary:
Oh the horror! 🤭 Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever 🦷. The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! 💥 #BraceForImpact
6 months ago
Share →: I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Commentary:
"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"
6 months ago
Share →: My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, teenage dad status averted! 🦷💪 Talk about tackling the baby teeth before the baby-making ones! 🤣 #WinningAtParenthood"
6 months ago
Share →: Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Commentary:
"Apparently, getting a toothbrush from the dentist is just a clever strategy to ensure we keep coming back for more dental adventures! 🦷🪥 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, at least my oral health is in good hands! 😂"