158 Funny distraction quotes

• I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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  3 months ago

  distraction, humor, i, management, multi-tasking, multitasking, procrastinator, put, put off, things, time, time management

• Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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  3 months ago

  brag, distraction, doing, forget, humor, i, irony, memory, self-deprecating

• Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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  3 months ago

  distraction, humor, influencing, internet, mummy, not now, www

• Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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  3 months ago

  chewing, distraction, food, humor, me, murderer, priority, tell

• It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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  3 months ago

  distraction, life, media, need, overwhelm, perspective, social, social media, tweet

• Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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  3 months ago

  accident, distraction, food, humor, i, jelly, mean, media, mistake, phone, social, social media, tweet

• Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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  3 months ago

  book, distraction, excitement, focus, hard, life, once, planning, travel, trip, vacation

• How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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  3 months ago

  am, anxiety, distraction, humor, i, procrastination, relax, stress, things

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