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  • When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

    Commentary:
    “Remember folks, doors aren’t magical portals to Narnia. If it’s closed, just use the handle… because that’s how doors work! 🔑🚪 Keep it simple, don’t go looking for hidden passageways in your pantry. 😂”

  • Youโ€™d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

    Commentary:
    When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it’s just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense

  • I canโ€™t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

    Commentary:
    “I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁‍♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you’ve got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget”

  • Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

    Commentary:
    “Monday morning be like… Here’s Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles”

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