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Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉
161 Funny drink quotes
Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”
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Rock on, I’ll take two prehistoric pilsners! 🦴🍻
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.
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Looks like you've got all weather conditions covered! 🌞☔️😂 Cheers to year-round hydration! 🍻
Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.
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Ah yes, the perfect plan for discovering secrets or inventing new ones! 🥃😂🤐
The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.
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Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦
Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.
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Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃
There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.
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Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣
Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.
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"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"
Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…
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"Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"
“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.
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"😂 AI can take my job, but can it handle my caffeine-induced anxiety? I doubt it! ☕🤖💥"