Funny eats quotes

• I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  1 month ago

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