Funny eats quotes

Funny eats quotes serve up a delicious blend of humor and appetite that’ll make your taste buds smile 🍔😂 Whether you’re a foodie or just love a good laugh while munching, these witty bites of wisdom are perfect for sharing at dinner parties or brightening up your snack time 🍕😄 Get ready to feast on some seriously funny food vibes that’ll leave you craving more! 🍩🎉

Funny eats quotes - Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Commentary:
"Uber Eats' 'you forgot to finish your order' notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets"

Funny eats quotes - Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Commentary:
When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩‍🍳.