Funny environmental quotes

• I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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  2 months ago

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• “Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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  2 months ago

  air, environmental, humor, joke, love, microplastic, microplastics, pollution, sarcasm, wrong

• Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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  2 months ago

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• Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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  2 months ago

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• Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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  2 months ago

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• You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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  2 months ago

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• As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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  3 months ago

  alarm, always, concern, Earth, environmental, environmental concern, fantasy, humor, intrigue, level, mermaid, ocean, sea, sea level, someone, wanted

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