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Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Spotted on Telegram:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Just landed via Telegram:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Just shared via Reddit:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Spotted on Discord:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Going viral on YouTube:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Funny environmental quotes

Funny environmental quotes bring a splash of laughter 🌍😄 to serious green topics, making saving the planet feel light and fun! From cheeky takes on recycling ♻️ to witty nods at climate change 🌱, these playful lines remind us that humor can be a powerful tool for awareness. Ready to giggle while going green? Let’s dive into some eco-friendly laughs that brighten your day and boost your Earth love! 🌿😂

New funny environmental quotes 👇

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Share →: I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Commentary:
Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️
2 weeks ago
Share →: “Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Commentary:
"Forget romance – I'm just inhaling my daily dose of microplastics! 😅💨 #TrueLove"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to green fashion was just Mother Nature's clearance sale? 🍵🍫😜 #Trendsetter"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Commentary:
"Google AI: Saving the planet one malfunction at a time! 🌍💥🤖"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Commentary:
"Sure, let's give the robots jobs that don't require rhyming skills—ocean cleanup instead of crafting haikus! 🌊🤖🗑️ #RobotsOnTheJob"
2 months ago
Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Commentary:
"Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"
6 months ago
Share →: As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Commentary:
"🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️"

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Live now on Reddit:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Spotted on WeChat:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Trending via Discord:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Spotted on Slack:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Live now on Snapchat:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Trending via Facebook:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Making waves on Instagram:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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