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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Spotted on Messenger:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Going bananas on Telegram:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Shared recently on Messenger:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Just landed via Messenger:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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Funny environmental quotes

Funny environmental quotes bring a splash of laughter 🌍😄 to serious green topics, making saving the planet feel light and fun! From cheeky takes on recycling ♻️ to witty nods at climate change 🌱, these playful lines remind us that humor can be a powerful tool for awareness. Ready to giggle while going green? Let’s dive into some eco-friendly laughs that brighten your day and boost your Earth love! 🌿😂

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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25 shares on Reddit this month:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

38 shares on Threads this month:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Live now on Messenger:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Going viral on Twitch:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Just shared via Instagram:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Live now on WeChat:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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