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Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Spotted on Reddit:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Shared recently on Discord:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Trending via Slack:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Broadcasted on Facebook:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Just shared via Discord:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Going viral on X:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Funny environmental quotes

Funny environmental quotes bring a splash of laughter 🌍😄 to serious green topics, making saving the planet feel light and fun! From cheeky takes on recycling ♻️ to witty nods at climate change 🌱, these playful lines remind us that humor can be a powerful tool for awareness. Ready to giggle while going green? Let’s dive into some eco-friendly laughs that brighten your day and boost your Earth love! 🌿😂

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

2 months ago

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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78 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

79 shares on Slack this month:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

13 shares on Slack this month:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Freshly posted on X:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Just landed via Telegram:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Just shared via Instagram:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Spotted on WeChat:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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