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Funny flat quotes bring a burst of laughter to everyday life 🏠😂 Whether you’re unpacking boxes or just dreaming of your perfect space, these witty lines add charm and cheer to your home journey 🛋️✨ Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even share a laugh with friends because who says home talk can’t be hilarious? 🎉🤣 #HomeHumor #FlatFun

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Posted onJan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Posted onJan 24, 2025Feb 1, 2025

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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