Funny flat quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

  Commentary:
  Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

  Commentary:
  "May her tire get flat with a dude who can't change it. Talk about a road trip gone wrong! 🤣🚗 #KarmaIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, good thing the earth isn't flat, or we'd have a whole new meaning to "falling off the edge of the world!" 🌎🙈 Just imagine the long line at the edge with daredevils ready to take the leap of faith! 🤣 #GravitySavesLives

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

  Commentary:
  "Unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! 🌎🔵 Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! 😄 #RoundAndRoundWeGo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

  Commentary:
  Looks like these UK rappers are living in a British soap opera where poshness and fancy car counts matter more than rhymes! 🎩🚗👸 Maybe they should consider a career switch to acting as aristocrats instead of spitting rhymes about their high-class lifestyles! 💰🎤

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