Funny flat quotes

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

May her tire get flat with a dude who can't change it.

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025