Funny floating quotes

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago