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- A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.
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- To save money in this economy, Iβve tried eating out and Iβve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
- A McRib killed my tapeworm.
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Well, well, well ππ… so apparently candy companies have been living double lives as fruit connoisseurs, huh? π Who knew they had such a keen sense of taste buds when it comes to bananas! Talk about a sweet deception! π¬ππ€₯ -
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"Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? π₯π« Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! π #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife" -
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"Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial π£π Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? π£ #HangryProblems" -
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Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" ππ₯ At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! π -
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ππ΄ Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! ππ₯ͺ
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- People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.
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- She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.
- You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.
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