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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.
Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.
What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?
You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.
Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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5 months ago
Share →: I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! The eternal struggle between the angel on your shoulder (healthy food) and the devil on the other (Chinese food or pizza) 🥗🍕🍜. Looks like tonight, the battle of the taste buds will be epic! Bon appétit with a side of inner conflict 😂🍽️!"
5 months ago
Share →: “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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"Deciding between fries or salad is essentially choosing between embracing your inner child or pretending to be an adult. 🍟 vs. 🥗 Who knew potato vs. lettuce could fuel such existential crises? #AdultingAtItsFinest"
5 months ago
Share →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Commentary:
"Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don't worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Commentary:
"Maybe hot chocolate is just tired of being seen as the second choice to coffee 😏☕ Give some love to that beautiful chocolate, folks! 🍫💖"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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"Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance"
5 months ago
Share →: Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Doughnut deprived of its bling! 🍩😱 Who knew dieting could be so cruel? Stay strong, sprinkle-less warrior! 💪 #DoughnutDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Commentary:
"Who needs salad when you've got chocolate vegetables? 🍫🥦 Talk about a sweet twist on nutrition! 😄👩‍🌾 #ChocoholicHeroes"
5 months ago
Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Commentary:
"Whoever decided that salad wasn't photogenic clearly never met a well-dressed Caesar 🥗📸 Say cheese, because let's face it, lettuce just doesn't have the same charm! 😄🧀"
5 months ago
Share →: Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Commentary:
"Food and sex – two irresistible temptations in life! 💋🍔 Just like how even the most unappetizing meal starts to seem appealing when you haven't eaten, sometimes a little deprivation can make everything seem enticing. Bon appétit or bon amour, embrace the cravings in moderation! 😉"