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Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on Telegram:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Trending via Instagram:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Seen just now on Facebook:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Broadcasted on Discord:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Spreading quickly via X:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Trending via Instagram:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Breaking via Reddit:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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15,269

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Shared recently on X:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Just shared via Slack:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Going viral on Twitch:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Making waves on Twitch:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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