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Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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Reported on Discord:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Making waves on Discord:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Spotted on Twitch:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Just landed via Messenger:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Live now on Slack:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Trending via Messenger:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Just landed via X:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Share →: A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Commentary:
"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"
5 months ago
Share →: Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Commentary:
"Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery."
5 months ago
Share →: Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate
5 months ago
Share →: Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Commentary:
Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Live now on Instagram:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Seen just now on Instagram:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Trending via Twitch:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Just landed via WeChat:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Just landed via Threads:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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