46 Funny fruit quotes

• I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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  1 month ago

  baby, diet, eat, ethics, food, fruit, fruitarian, humor, i, idea, just, love, morality, spinach, vegetarianism

• An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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  1 month ago

  apple, cute, day, doctor, forget, fruit, health, humor, joke, relationship

• The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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  1 month ago

  food, fruit, funny observation, fur, humor, kiwi, misunderstanding, observation, potato, thought, time

• My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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  1 month ago

  advice, count, diet, different, fruit, health, humor, i, me, need, nutritionist, source, told, wine

• What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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  1 month ago

  fruit, fruit labeling, good, humor, i, job, labeling, lighthearted, little, put, quirky, quirky job, self-assessment, stickers, think, where

• Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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  1 month ago

  4, cherry, fruit, humor, joke, just, math, pounds, problem, purchase

• If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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  1 month ago

  fruit, humor, joke, let, let go, mango, need, pun, puns, relationship

• Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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  1 month ago

  fruit, grape, grapefruit, hang, hang out, i, incompetence, incompetent, legend, wish

• I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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  2 months ago

  banana, bananas, bet, comparison, fruit, humor, i, jealousy, monkey, much, ownership, taken, thing, whole

• Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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  2 months ago

  bet, beverage, capri, Capri Sun, fruit, fruit juice, humor, juice, scientist, scientists, sun, taste

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