46 Funny fruit quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Being a fruitarian sounds peachy 🍑, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 🌱😂 Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 🥬 #VeggieDrama"

  baby, diet, eat, ethics, food, fruit, fruitarian, humor, i, idea, just, love, morality, spinach, vegetarianism

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush"

  apple, cute, day, doctor, forget, fruit, health, humor, joke, relationship

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?

  food, fruit, funny observation, fur, humor, kiwi, misunderstanding, observation, potato, thought, time

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  🍷🍇 Oops, looks like someone's fruit intake may be lacking! Time to find a nutritionist who understands the importance of a well-rounded diet…or maybe just switch to a berry nice red wine instead! 😉🍓 #WineLover #HealthyEatingGoals

  advice, count, diet, different, fruit, health, humor, i, me, need, nutritionist, source, told, wine

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  🍎🍌🍊 "Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a 'fruit stickerer' – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it's all about that peel-fection! 🤣"

  fruit, fruit labeling, good, humor, i, job, labeling, lighthearted, little, put, quirky, quirky job, self-assessment, stickers, think, where

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is eagerly prepping for a fruity math challenge 🍒➕🍒➕🍒➕🍒= 😂 Maybe you'll end up with a cherry pie instead of a solution!

  4, cherry, fruit, humor, joke, just, math, pounds, problem, purchase

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "If he can't handle your fruit puns, it's time to peach out 🍑🤣 Let him find someone else to grape about!"

  Feel free to reach out if you need any more puns or jokes!

  fruit, humor, joke, let, let go, mango, need, pun, puns, relationship

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Oh, the grapefruit – the rebellious cousin of the fruit family 🍇! Unapologetically tangy and notoriously confusing with its name game 😆. Whoever thought naming it grapefruit next to grape was just asking for fruity chaos 🍊🍇. Let's invite them to our next fruit salad shindig for some good laughs and juicy puns! 🥳🍍🍓

  fruit, grape, grapefruit, hang, hang out, i, incompetence, incompetent, legend, wish

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Bananas: the fruit that drove a rift between humans and monkeys, creating a banana battle of epic proportions! 🍌🙉 Who will emerge victorious in this fruity feud? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Banana Wars'!"

  banana, bananas, bet, comparison, fruit, humor, i, jealousy, monkey, much, ownership, taken, thing, whole

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Capri Sun: where fruit juice meets its mysterious alter ego 😂🍹 It's like a futuristic fruit juice experiment gone slightly off the rails! 🧪🍏 #JuicyScienceGoneWrong"

  bet, beverage, capri, Capri Sun, fruit, fruit juice, humor, juice, scientist, scientists, sun, taste

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