26 Funny fry quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

  Commentary:
  "Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

  Commentary:
  "Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

  Commentary:
  "Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Fries, not lies.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of optimism and selective perception! 🍟 Who knew that a positive attitude could turn french fries into health food? 😂 Just imagine the possibilities if we applied this logic to other foods…"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish anxiety came with french fries.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine ordering a 'Combo Meal' at the Anxiety Cafe: 'Yes, I'll have a large anxiety with a side of crispy french fries, please!' 🍟😬 Talk about comfort food for the mind and soul! Just add a sprinkle of humor and dip it all in sarcasm – voilà, instant stress relief! 😅"

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