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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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28 Funny fry quotes

Funny fry quotes 🍟 are here to sizzle up your day with laughter and a side of crispy humor! Whether you’re a fan of curly, crinkle-cut, or shoestring, these quips will have you chuckling like a fry sizzling in hot oil 🔥. Perfect for spicing up your social media feed or lightening the mood at dinner, these nuggets of wit are as satisfying as a perfectly golden fry. Get ready to laugh out loud! 😂

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2 days ago
Share →: Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Commentary:
When your "Hey" really means "fry-napping in progress" 🍟😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Commentary:
Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗
2 months ago
Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Commentary:
"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"
4 months ago
Share →: “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Commentary:
"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys"
4 months ago
Share →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Commentary:
"Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities"
4 months ago
Share →: Fries, not lies.

Commentary:
"Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋"
5 months ago
Share →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Commentary:
"Who knew frying an egg required a project manager? 🥚🔥😅 #TooManyTabsOpen"
6 months ago
Share →: I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of optimism and selective perception! 🍟 Who knew that a positive attitude could turn french fries into health food? 😂 Just imagine the possibilities if we applied this logic to other foods…"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉"

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Just landed via Slack:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Trending via WeChat:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Just landed via X:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Seen just now on Threads:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Making waves on Discord:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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