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24 Funny fry quotes

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

1 month ago

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

1 month ago

Fries, not lies.

1 month ago

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

2 months ago

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

3 months ago

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

3 months ago

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

3 months ago

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

3 months ago

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

3 months ago

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

3 months ago

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

3 months ago

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

3 months ago

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

3 months ago

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

3 months ago

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

3 months ago

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

3 months ago

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

3 months ago

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

3 months ago

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

3 months ago

He took my last fry, your honor.

3 months ago