31 Funny fry quotes

• “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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  4 hours ago

  adult, adult decision, choice, decision, food, food choice, fry, humor, life, life choice, priorities, salad

• My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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  19 hours ago

  beach, behavior, food, fry, funny behavior, humor, husband, i, relationship, say, seagull, snack, stealing, stealing food, want

• People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

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  5 days ago

  air, air fryer, appliance, cooking, food, fry, fryer, humor, kitchen, kitchen appliance, love, people, tell

• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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  1 month ago

  complaint, fast, fast food, food, fry, humor, McDonald’s, needs, road, salt, SALTS, seasoning

• Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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  2 months ago

  food, fry, humor, intention, joke, making, sharing

• I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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  2 months ago

  commentary, diet, eat, food, fry, humor, i, irony, planning, rich, salad, satire, social, social commentary

• It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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  2 months ago

  alike, cravings, diet, exercise, extra, fitness, food, fry, humor, humor quote, me, much, snack, sound

• People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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  2 months ago

  deserve, food, food humor, food preference, fry, humor, humor at food, opinion, people, potato, preference, ridicule, sarcasm, seriously, shame, sweet, sweet potato fry, taken

• “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, conversation, couple, excuse, fighting, food, fry, humor, interrupting, me, moment

• Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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  2 months ago

  close, food, fry, humor, onion, onion ring, ring, rings, snack

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