26 Funny fry quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
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  3 months ago

  View →: “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Fries, not lies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish anxiety came with french fries.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Thaw me like one of your french fries!
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine
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  4 months ago

  View →: I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.
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  4 months ago

  View →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?
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  4 months ago

  View →: French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: He took my last fry, your honor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.
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  5 months ago

  View →: For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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