622 Funny fun quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's the true holiday dilemma, isn't it? 🎄🥃 Decisions, decisions! Just remember, whichever way you go, it's all about spreading cheer! Cheers to a festive season! 🎅🥂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

  Commentary:
  🎶🪗 Ah, the age-old dilemma: mastering the accordion or showcasing your new talent at work? Remember, nothing charms coworkers more than the unexpected serenade of an accordion during meetings! Your call… but we're just saying, the office could use a little more *oom-pah-pah*! 😄🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'hipster chic' like nibbling on a fancy grilled cheese served on a vintage license plate. 🍴🧀 Who needs traditional dinnerware when you've got hipster flair? Just make sure the license plate isn't expired before taking a bite! 😉 #HipsterEats"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

  Commentary:
  Going off the grid without a dramatic exit is the ultimate power move! 🐻💻 Just drop a post like "Off to find bears in caves, see ya later alligators!" and watch the curiosity levels skyrocket! Who needs formal goodbyes when you can leave your followers questioning a potential bear encounter? 🤔🐾 #SocialMediaMystery

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drive like no one is watching.

  Commentary:
  "Drive like no one is watching…but remember, the traffic cameras always are! 🚗👀 Just kidding! But seriously, keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel – safety first! 😄🚦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

  Commentary:
  Oh, playing the long game is just like Monopoly – except instead of hotels and houses, it's all about adulting and making important life choices! 🎲💼 Don't forget to pass "Go" and collect a sense of accomplishment along the way! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

  Commentary:
  🎶 Singing in the shower: the premium concert experience no one asked for. At least until the unexpected plot twist hits – soap in your mouth! 🛁🎤 Suddenly, you're the star of your very own soap opera. Will you survive this sudsy drama unscathed? Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Young and the Grimeless"… 🚿✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

  Commentary:
  "Running is my form of therapy – either fleeing my responsibilities or chasing after happiness in the form of ice cream cones! 🏃‍♂️🍦#LifeMotto"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like there's a bit of magic and mischief in the air! 🧝‍♂️✨ Who knew believing in trolls and elves could come with a side of skepticism? Maybe he just needs more convincing spells and proof from the enchanted forest! 🌿😄 #MagicAndSkepticism

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