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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

84 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Making waves on WeChat:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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