716 Funny fun quotes

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Don’t study, get slutty!

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  "Who needs textbooks when you've got sass and class? 😉 Remember, a little fun never hurt nobody! 📚💃 #StudyLessSlutMore"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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  "Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? 💁‍♀️🛍️ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! 💃💳 #ShoppingHeals"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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  🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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  "Who needs a reason to eat cake? 🎂 Life is too short to wait for birthdays! Go ahead, treat yourself and celebrate like it's somebody's birthday EVERY day! 🎉🍰 #CakeForEveryOccasion"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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  Well, that would be quite the starch-tacular challenge! 🏊‍♂️ Just imagine the creamy strokes and gravy turns you'd have to master. 💪 Swim-a-licious or mash madness, you decide! 🥔 #SpudtasticAdventure

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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  "Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed 😉👀"

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