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"Switching from hating Mondays to loathing Wednesdays 😅📅 #CareerGoals"
45 Funny Funny quotes
Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
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If my bank account is a joke, I'm still waiting for the punchline 😂💸
Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?
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Life may not be funny, but my post is at least three giggles and a snort worthy 😂🤪 #ComedyGoals
It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.
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"Guess everyone's resolutions are to avoid leftover fruitcake! 🥳🎄🎊"
It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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Looks like hydration just needs a rebranding! 🍻💧😆
It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.
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I guess the universal translator didn't get the memo to translate my cat's meows into English 😹🌐✨
It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.
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This is why my bookshelf doubles as a witness protection program 📚😂🔍
Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.
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When your sense of humor gets a pink slip from HR 😂🤦♂️
As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.
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Ah, the classic "girlfriend magnet" effect in action! Who knew romance came with its own gravitational pull? 😂🧲❤️
Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.
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Sounds like a recipe for confusion! 😂🥵🔄