28 Funny furniture quotes

• Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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  2 months ago

  blame, blaming, feng, Feng Shui, furniture, humor, irony, mistakes, self-reflection, shui, stop, study

• Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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  2 months ago

  couch, doing, floor, furniture, here, humor, i, irony, know, lifestyle, living, living room, middle, money, moved, people, poor, put, rich, room, still, struggle, wall, wrong

• A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, action, action comedy, assembly, bedroom, bedroom set, chan, comedy, complete, end, fight, fight scene, furniture, humor, IKEA, jackie, Jackie Chan, Malm, pieces, scene, set, warehouse, where

• IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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  2 months ago

  assembly, DIY, frustration, furniture, glossary, humor, IKEA, instructions, swear, swear word, Swedish, word, words

• The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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  2 months ago

  furniture, guy, having, home, IKEA, problems

• My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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  2 months ago

  am, bed, furniture, humor, i, IKEA, self-deprecation, sleep, unstable

• I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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  4 months ago

  aesthetics, bed, beds, carpenter, furniture, great, humor, i, need, remember, sex, squeak, squeaking

• I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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  5 months ago

  attitude, furniture, humor, i, ignore, mean, mean person, past, people, person, right, walk

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