21 Funny getting older quotes

• My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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  4 hours ago

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• The older I get, no.

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  17 hours ago

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• Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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  23 hours ago

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• The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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  2 months ago

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• Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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  2 months ago

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• Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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  2 months ago

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• “Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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  2 months ago

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• You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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  2 months ago

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