106 Funny hear quotes

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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  5 months ago

  advice, caffeine, coffee, energy, good, health, hear, humor, i, know, much, needs, warning

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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  5 months ago

  advice, care, dog, funny advice, grocery, grocery store, hear, home, hour, humor, i, know, needs, pet, pet care, restaurant, stay, store

• Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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  5 months ago

  able, adulthood, alone, choice, choose, day, freedom, hear, home, humor, irony, kid, loneliness, scary, scary story, stay, stay home, story, want, whatever

• Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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  5 months ago

  asking, awkward, awkward question, communication, conversation, dating, embarrassment, going, hear, humor, hunt, i, job, job hunt, job search, lot, promise, question, search, success

• I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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  5 months ago

  advice, away, box, came, hear, humor, i, know, millennial, need, needs, never, phone, throw, throw away

• I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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  5 months ago

  hear, humor, luck, lucky, mind, people, secret, thinking, thought

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