73 Funny history quotes

• In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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  absurdity, alive, army, battle, death, Eager, easy, Europe, heads, history, humor, life, medieval, pretty, wanted

• This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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  being, commentary, decent, decent human, existential, existential humor, history, horrible, horrible time, human, humor, irony, social, social commentary, time

• Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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  cigarette, history, humor, opinion, smell, smells, worst

• Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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  around, email, emails, history, humor, me, mess, procrastination, reply, response, work

• Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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• If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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  buy, dinosaur, history, humor, i, pet, question, repeat

• A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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  coach, education, football, history, humor, lot, misunderstanding, politics, teacher, understand

• Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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  architecture, city, ever, Gomorrah, history, humor, irony, nobody, planning, Sodom, urban, urban planning, walkable

• Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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  able, actors, black, black and white, danger, driving, film, film history, green, history, humor, light, movy, red, tell, traffic, traffic light, white

• Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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  1700s, anachronism, bro, conversation, friendship, having, history, humor, pamphlet, should, start

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