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Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Trending via WhatsApp:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Seen just now on Threads:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Trending via Pinterest:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Just landed via Messenger:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Spotted on Twitch:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Shared recently on Threads:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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74 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

12 shares on Threads this month:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

98 shares on Slack this month:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

54 shares on X this month:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

69 shares on TikTok this month:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Spotted on Facebook:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Broadcasted on X:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Just landed via Reddit:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Just shared via Twitch:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Freshly posted on Slack:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Making waves on Telegram:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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