Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays. Posted on2 days ago
Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help. Posted on3 days ago
Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago
Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork. Posted on5 days ago