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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Metallica’s β€œNothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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β€œ23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like β€œohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, β€˜Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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