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- You donβt know your own leg strength until youβre kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.
- My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.
- The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.
- The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.
- Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.
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- I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I canβt even close my suitcase.
- Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?
- Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. Youβre here, but you donβt have enough power to actually do anything.
- The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.
- Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.
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