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🎄😂 If Santa delivers that, I'm asking for a mansion next year! 🏠💸
250 Funny house quotes
Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.
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Hopefully, my room's sparkling enough to make her forget she has her own mansion 🛏️😄✨
Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.
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When you show up unannounced, my window becomes the new guest room 🚪👀😂
In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.
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Getting lost was just social networking before the internet 😂🗺️🏠
My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.
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Guess we inherited emotional real estate instead of actual real estate! 🤪🏠🫣
I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.
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Sylvia took on a full bowl of kibble this morning, so a cow is next level delusional! 🐱🥩😂
Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.
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Multi-tasking level: Expert! Who needs a rollercoaster when you've got a day like this 🎢😂🧹🍫🛁🙌
Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.
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Relocating: the ultimate test of patience and Tetris skills 🎮📦😩
Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.
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Living the dream of turning groceries into a masterpiece one overpriced trip at a time! 💃🚗🍏✨
Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.
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Guess who's the king of the driveway now? 🏠🔑😎