27 Funny hunger quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It's like your mouth is screaming 'feed me' while your dentist is saying 'not so fast, buddy!' 🦷🍔 Don't worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to assess your cooking skills! 🍳😂 If you're resorting to devouring your own dishes out of hunger, it might be time to consider ordering takeout instead! 🍔🍕 #CookingAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

  Commentary:
  "Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst. 🍔💦 Don't underestimate the emotional depth of a man when he's hangry or parched! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out when a Roomba spots a charger cord – it's like spotting a buffet in the desert 🌵🔌! You'll see that vacuum zoom like it just heard the dinner bell 🔔🤖! Nothing can stop the hunger of a charging Roomba, not even your carefully placed furniture 🛋️😂!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joy of restaurant appetizers! A brilliant invention for those of us with insatiable appetites and a profound lack of patience. 🍽️🤤 Can't we just have a never-ending stream of delicious nibbles? Keep 'em coming, please! 🍴😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! 🤑🌍 Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! 💪🍽️ #TwitterTax"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone has a stomach that thinks louder than their brain 🤣🍔🧠 Grab a snack and maybe the remaining 10% of thoughts will be about something else! #FoodieMind"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

  Commentary:
  "Those food-sharing couples must have unlocked the ultimate level of love where giving away a fry is a grand gesture! 🍟❤️ Either that or they have mastered the art of snacking without getting hangry! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

  Commentary:
  "Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book 📚, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. 🍔🛋️ #BrainVsBelly"

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