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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.
Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?
I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.
That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.
It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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5 months ago
Share →: l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Christmas tree – the eternal symbol of holiday cheer and existential crisis all rolled into one! 🎄✨ Just remember, even if you're feeling a bit like a withered old pine inside, you can always put on a dazzling light show for the world to see. Shine on, you festive gem! 💫"
5 months ago
Share →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Commentary:
"Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! 🧅😅 Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! 🌟 #OnionLayersOfEmotions"
5 months ago
Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Commentary:
"Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Donuts hug you from the inside.

Commentary:
"Who needs a warm embrace when you've got donuts hugging your soul from within? 🍩✨ Talk about delicious comfort food therapy!"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is mostly dead inside, but hey, at least they still have some feeling in their legs! 🤣💀 #HalfwayThere"
5 months ago
Share →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Commentary:
"Is it a complete Kit Kat bar, or a pocketful of crumbs? 🍫🔍 Schrödinger's Kit Kat: the suspense is just a delicious way of keeping us on our toes! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'surprise, you're not getting away that easily!' plot twist 😅🎉 It's like accidentally stepping into a comedy sketch – stay strong, brave soul! 🎈 #UnexpectedGuest #PartyPlotTwist"
5 months ago
Share →: That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the symphony of kitchen mishaps! 🎶 Closing the cupboard door only to hear the crash of a falling item – a subtle reminder that sometimes life's problems are just waiting to surprise you like an unexpected guest. 😂 It's like a game of culinary Jenga in there! 🏗️ #CupboardChronicles
5 months ago
Share →: I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Commentary:
Oh, so you only accept societal insights if they come with a side of car karaoke vibes? 🚗🎤 Well, I guess that’s one way to take in the latest trends in between red lights and pit stops! Who knew the key to unraveling the mysteries of society lay in the backseat cupholder all along? 🤔📱 #CarConfessions