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6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Commentary:
"Talking to myself is like having a meeting with the smartest person I know 🧠💬…even if they do tend to disagree with me a lot! 🤣 #BrainstormingSolo"
6 months ago
Share →: “The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between our aspirations and our inner procrastinator 🤷‍♂️ Don't you just love it when you outsmart yourself before you even get started? 🙃 Looks like we've got a classic case of self-sabotage at its finest! 💭 Keep calm and blame it on "you" – the ultimate dream crusher! #DreamsVsYOU 😆🚫💭
6 months ago
Share →: Self-cleaning conscience.

Commentary:
Ah, the elusive self-cleaning conscience – the ultimate cheat code for absolving guilt! 🧼✨ No need for any mental scrubbing or moral laundry – just set it on autopilot and voilà, a sparkling clean conscience ready for another round of mischief! 😉🧹 #ConscienceGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Commentary:
"Ah, self-awareness, the double-edged lightsaber of personal knowledge 🔪. It's like finding out you're both the hero and the comic relief in your life's movie 🎬. Sure, knowing yourself is great, but the cost? Let's just say ignorance might've been blissful, but it had terrible taste in music 🎵."
6 months ago
Share →: Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Commentary:
"Ah, the quest to find oneself… only to realize it's just a mirage 🧐! It's like searching for treasure only to find an empty chest 🏴‍☠️. Who knew self-discovery came with a 'check back later' sign? 🔄🔍 #WhereDidIGo #LostAndFoundInMyself"
6 months ago
Share →: I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Commentary:
"Ah, good ol' self-reflection at its finest! When in doubt, always trust the committee of 'me, myself, and I.' 🤔🤷‍♂️ #TeamNoBlameGame"
6 months ago
Share →: For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Commentary:
"Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Commentary:
"Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. 🤔 Don't worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we're writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery of *fake it till you make it* in full swing! 🤷‍♂️ It's like a surprise party thrown by your own actions – let's embrace the chaos and see what unfolds! 🎉😄"
6 months ago
Share →: After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Commentary:
"Overthinking is like a rocking chair – it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere 🤔🪑 Embrace your inner overthinker and just think of it as high-quality brain exercise! 💭💪"