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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Me: *sends enthusiastic text about work*

Boss: *ignores*

Me: *cries in emojis* 😭💔

Who knew excitement was a one-sided affair at the office? 🤷‍♂️💼 #MondayBlues"

am, boss, communication, excited, humor, i, know, let, texting, tomorrow, work, workplace
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Life lesson: Cacti are like that one sassy friend you can't resist poking, despite knowing you'll get pricked every time. 🌵😂 #ouchandaslapofhumor"

adventure, cactus, curiosity, humor, irony, know, nature, pain, sharp, stop, touch
1 month ago

Commentary:
Accidentally socializing in the wild… send help! 🚶‍♂️➡️🏡😅

awkwardness, ever, honesty, humor, i, introvert, just, know, me, public, situation, social, social situation, want
1 month ago

Commentary:
October: The month that asks, "Are we a thing or just a prelude to a horror movie?" 🎃🍂👻

autumn, beautiful, beauty, brief, horror, horrors, humor, know, month, months, October, season, situationship
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the lengths we go for perfection! 🧐 Who knew a flawless appearance could involve some serious 'hair-raising' sacrifices? 😉 Remember, a little plucking now can lead to a 'whiter' future! ⚪️💇‍♂️✨"

beauty, extra, hair, humor, i, know, pluck, sacrifice, self-care, white
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Struggling to keep your eyes open and hair in place? Watch out – your new social strategy is here! 🙈💤 Just remember, looking like a feral animal isn't always a bad thing… it just means you're always ready for a 'wild' encounter! 🐾😂"

animal, better, encounter, feral, feral animal, funny observation, hours, know, looking, nothing, observation, public, running, running into someone, sleep, social, social encounter, someone
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… If you're going to end up in hell, might as well make yourself comfy on a throne, right? 👹🔥 Who knew even the fiery depths could use a touch of royalty! 👑😈 #HellOnThrone"

hell, humor, i, irony, know, me, place, self-deprecation, special, special place, throne, wit, yes
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Hey there, I'm like a virtual support group – hear to 'like' all your problems and make you feel validated! 🤗💬 Remember, you're not alone in this hilarious mess we call life! 🙌😂"

empathy, friendship, hear, humor, i, know, problems, support, want
1 month ago

Commentary:
Ah, the sheer joy of nodding along to a tall tale, knowing full well it's coated in shimmering layers of deception 🎭🤥! It's like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, except we're the ones waving our imaginary wands and whispering "Abracadabra, fib away" 😂🎩! It's the lie that keeps on giving, isn't it? The gift that never disappoints 🎁🙊!

always, entertainment, fun, honesty, humor, irony, know, lie, listening, truth
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Remember, life is too short to chase people who don't make an effort to be in your life. 🕒✂️ Surround yourself with those who value your time like it's a limited edition snack – available for a good time, not a long time! 🍿😄"

know, let, let go, people, relationships, self-worth, someone, spend, time