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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀
56 Funny knows quotes
Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.
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Looks like I'm famous in the therapy world for my unique brand of chaos! 🤔🛋️😂
Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.
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Sounds like every marriage is its own comedy show, featuring one superstar and one financial wizard! 🤹♂️💼
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣
Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.
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Level up your snack game! That guy's obviously a taste bud sensei 🍟🥤😂
Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.
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When my dog sees me in jeans instead of pajamas, he assumes I'm going to the Met Gala 🐶👖😆
Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.
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Oops, my bad! I guess it's time to upgrade my vocabulary software from the 1900s 📟 ➡️ 🤖 #VintageProblems #OldSchoolCharm 😂🍏
Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.
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When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" 🧀❤️😂
Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.
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Trying to stay on track with my sock secrets! 🚆🧦🤫
No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.
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When your potential is more elusive than your missing socks 🧦🤔😂