Funny lasagna quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

  Commentary:
  Guess lasagnas took the "less is more" philosophy a bit too seriously! 🍕+🍕=2, but 🍝+🍝=1 🤔😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

  Commentary:
  "Veggie lasagna: the dish that made me appreciate dessert more than ever! 🍝🤐😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

  Commentary:
  "Lasagna stays loyal and cheesy through thick and thin! 🍝💔 No wonder it's the ultimate comfort food, always there for you when pasta-bilities seem endless! 😂👌"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backbone when you have a layers of gooey, melty cheese holding you up? 🧀💪 It's a brie-lliant way to live life, one cheesy layer at a time! 😄🍝 #CheeseIsTheGlueThatHoldsUsTogether"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic hobby of lasagna-making! 🍝 Who needs stamp collecting when you can craft layers of cheesy goodness? 😄 Just remember to add your secret ingredient: extra panic for that extra flavor! 🤪 #LasagnaLifestyle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Fitness influencer: It's important to listen to your body. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna. 🍝🤣 Who needs motivational quotes when lasagna is calling your name, right? Remember, balance is key…between hitting the gym and hitting up the Italian restaurant!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield 🐢🍕🐱🍝 Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy 😉🦄"

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