Funny lasagna quotes

• If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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  2 months ago

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• Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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  2 months ago

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• Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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  2 months ago

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• Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, cheese, food, held, humor, identity, just, lasagna, much, point, self-deprecation, together

• Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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  2 months ago

  asked, awkward, awkward moment, cooking, food, funny response, hobby, humor, i, lasagna, me, moment, panic, response, someone

• Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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  age, body, fitness, food, humor, important, influencer, lasagna, listen, old, self-awareness, want

• My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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  2 months ago

  animals, cat, cats, food, humor, knowledge, lasagna, pizza, turtle, turtles

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