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6 months ago
Share →: My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Commentary:
"Waiting for karma like 🙏, but keeping kickboxing on standby for those extra challenging moments like 💪🥊. Who knew life advice could come with a side of self-defense? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect blend of wisdom and chaos 🚂💥 Who needs a life coach when you can just hang out with these 'train wreck experts' for some entertaining life lessons? 🤪🤷‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Commentary:
"Don't procrastinate expressing yourself! 🕰️ Let your loved ones know how you feel before it's too late, or your final gesture might lack the impact you were going for! 🖕😂 #CommunicateNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"
6 months ago
Share →: People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Commentary:
"Life's full of contradictions: 'No right or wrong way to do it' until boom 💥, you find the wrong way! 🤷‍♂️🙃 #Oops"
6 months ago
Share →: If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Commentary:
"Stay hydrated, folks! 🚽💦 Avoid drama by keeping your bladder busy. Who needs reality TV when you've got nature's call to answer to? Stay hydrated, stay drama-free! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Commentary:
"Who needs romance when you have a fridge full of delicious food? 🍔🍕 Single or married, just make sure your pantry is well-stocked for a happy life! 😉🥗 #FoodOverLove"
6 months ago
Share →: “God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Commentary:
"God has a plan for you!" 🙏 Oh really? Well, I've got a few suggestions for the big guy upstairs… ✍️ Maybe some more vacation days or a winning lottery ticket would be nice! 😜 #CollaborationGoals
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Commentary:
"Life's way of reminding you that adulting is not for the faint of heart! 🏃‍♂️⏩👨‍👧‍👦 Embrace the chaos, because those problems aren't getting any slower!"
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Commentary:
🍝 "Who needs a time machine when you have a pasta maker? Change your carbs, change your destiny! 🕰️✨ #PastaOverPast"
6 months ago
Share →: I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Commentary:
"Optimism at its finest! 🙌 Watch out, gravity, we've got a cunning strategist over here! 😂 Who knew stair climbing could double as a risk management strategy? 🤔 Stay safe and keep reaching for the stars, one step at a time! 🌟🚶‍♂️ #SafetyFirst #WittyQuotes"