29 Funny life advice quotes

• I need money, not feelings.

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  2 months ago

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• A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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  2 months ago

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• Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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  2 months ago

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• Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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  2 months ago

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• There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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  2 months ago

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• Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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  2 months ago

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• My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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  2 months ago

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• I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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  2 months ago

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