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Why split a mansion? My five friends and ten dogs already own the deed to my heart! 🏰🐾😂
45 Funny literally quotes
You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.
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Literally caught red-handed with the American vibe! 🇺🇸🤭
My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.
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Who needs a GPS when you've got a toddler with 20/20 vision? 😂👓🦁
Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.
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Who needs friends when you have a for you page that knows your deepest, darkest memes? 😂📱
Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.
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Government conspiracy: Mosquito bites are nature's secret pleasure button 🤣🦟🍯 #TheMoreYouKnow
“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.
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When life starts sounding like geometry class! 🤓➡️📐
Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.
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Youngest siblings: The ultimate challenge where "I don't know" is their secret weapon! 😂🎮👶
I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.
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Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂