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Haha, I'm, like, literally nothing without those words too! 😂🗣️✨
45 Funny literally quotes
I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.
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Streets be spillin' the tea I just brewed ☕️🤫😂
The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.
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When you realize watching movies is the only legal way to time travel 🕰️🎬🍿
Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.
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Shaking it like nobody's watching: the ultimate life hack! 💃🕺🪩
Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.
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Who knew that football was secretly a game of playground keep-away? 😂🏈🙈
Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.
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Touching privileges unlocked! 🎮❤️ Proceed with caution and hugs! 🤗✨
Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.
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It's like living with a majestic breadcrumb trail, but instead of leading you home, it just clogs the vacuum! 🦸♀️🔍✨
TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.
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Is it just me, or are TVs the only things defying inflation laws like it's Black Friday every day? 📺💸😅
When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.
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I literally spilled my coffee reading this 😂☕️📚
In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.
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So glad I grew up knowing the greatest parenting hack: just shrink 'em! Guaranteed to keep you grounded… as long as you can find the kids! 🤏😄📏