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4 months ago
Share →: A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Commentary:
"Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁‍♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Commentary:
"Looks like the camera just can't handle all this stunning beauty! 📸😂 Who knew the culprit behind those unflattering photos was right under your nose… quite literally! 😜 #BlamingTheFace"
5 months ago
Share →: Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Commentary:
"Ah, confidence level: expert! 💁‍♂️🔥 Good looks are like a magnetic force field, resistance is futile! 😂 #ConfidenceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Commentary:
"Robert De Niro's facial expressions are so potent, they could clear a room faster than a nasty fart! 💨😆 #StinkFaceMaster"
6 months ago
Share →: We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of podcaster perplexity – that moment when your mental image of a podcast host is shattered by reality. 🤯 It's like realizing your favorite radio voice is actually a cat-loving wizard in pajamas. 🧙‍♂️ Let's call it "auditory disillusionment" or maybe just "Shook-casting!" 😂
6 months ago
Share →: Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Looks like Santa's workshop had a budget cut this year! 🎅💸 Time to spread some goodwill… through virtual hugs! 🤗💸 #BrokeSanta #HugsForChristmas"
6 months ago
Share →: Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crowd when you've got a family size Toblerone as your loyal companion? 🍫✨ It's time to dive into chocolatey goodness and indulge in a one-on-one sweet escape! 🍫🕺 #chocolateoverdose #TobleroneLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you've got a dark sense of humor to keep people entertained? 😏💀 Embracing the inappropriate side of comedy – like a fine wine, it only gets better with time! 🍷😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Commentary:
"Looks like being attractive has its downside too! 🙄 Just remember, you're not obligated to grant their wish 😉 #TrueBeautyProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but compliments are forever! 🎉 Embrace the aging process, just make sure to add some extra years for those sweet, sweet 'you look amazing' comments! 😉👵 #ForeverYoung"