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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

3 months ago

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

3 months ago

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

3 months ago

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

3 months ago

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

3 months ago

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

3 months ago