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Sounds like that poor fat man is trapped like a sardine in a can! π€π Let him out for some air, or better yet, some cake! π°π
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- Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.
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- All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.
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- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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